*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*
food will never break my heart
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”
what about a book of all the lies people have told you
Oh how the tables have tabled
Tables have tabled
“I love you”
Customer: Do you sell food coloring here?
Me: I’ve never seen it here… *looks at coworker who shakes her head* No, we don’t sell it.
Customer: *stares at me*
Me: …We’ve never had it, but cooking supplies are on aisle (#).
Customer: *walks literally 4 steps, then sees my coworker who is standing next to me* Hi, do you sell food coloring here?
Coworker: …No.
Customer: *stares at her, then makes his way to aisle (#), as I’m going past that aisle*
Supervisor: *on aisle, restocking*
Customer: Excuse me, do you sell food coloring here?
Supervisor: *gestures to shelves where it would be* Nope, we don’t carry it.
Like
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO ASK
HOW MANY EMPLOYEES
BEFORE YOU GET AN ACCEPTABLE ANSWER
NO, WE’RE ALL IN A BIG CONSPIRACY AND HIDE THE FOOD COLORING IN THE MYSTICAL “BACK”
